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HOW
TO TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Now
in order to try to take over the world,
the most important thing you need is a hat.
Everyone who has ever tried to take over the world has
had a hat.
Napoleon had a hat. Genghis Khan had a hat.
Caesar had a hat or rather something like a hat.
Hitler had a hat. Stalin had a hat.
The Emperor of Japan had a hat. Alexander the Great
had a hat.
Saddam Hussein had a hat.
The Pope has a hat.
Some may argue for or against the Pope's attempts to
take over the world.
George Bush has a hat - a cowboy hat. Osama bin Laden
has a hat.
Do I have a hat? Absolutely,
but I'm just trying to write a book, not take over the
world.
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excerpt
from Chapter 26 of the funny new book
Hollywood, Car Wrecks, Ex-wives and other
death-defying feats
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