"I've been thrown from a car, been through a car windshield,
been in a car rollover,
had my car door ripped off twice while I've been standing next to
it, had the front end of my car torn off twice, been in a rear-ender
when the other driver (going 60 mph) never even slowed down, and had
my car catch on fire while I was still in it. Out of all of that,
I only received a dime-sized scar on my right elbow.
I also married a spy, a murderer, a hooker, a polygamist, a lesbian,
the mafia and an Alien. I married Elvis. I married Marilyn Monroe.
And I married Donny & Marie.
I talk about the scandalous Hollywood cover-up of Pottergate. And
I talk about Mousch-witz, the concentration camp for cartoonists.
Voted Best True Fiction Book of 2008 by the American True Fiction
Book Club
of which I am the president and the only member." says Bruce Baker.
Review
for the book:
"WOW! What a great book!
Best Damn thing I've ever read."
--the author--
