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THE
PRINCIPLE OF
THE ROYAL SPOONS
In
history the principle of the Royal Spoons has only been
used twice.
The first time it was used was when Sir Edmund Hillary
visited
Queen Elizabeth II in 1953.
Some claim that the story is apocryphal.
The second incident is recently
when Osama bin Laden
utilized the
principle of the Royal Spoons
to evade capture by authorities.
Again, some claim that the
story is apocryphal.
It has been said that using a Royal Spoon
grants the user mystical powers of invisibility
It is widely known the three steps for
the principle
of the Royal Spoons.
It
is harder than it looks.
Step
1.
Put the concave surface of a clean Royal
teaspoon
to your nose, with the handle pointing vertically down.
Step 2.
Hold the Royal Spoon lightly
and gently begin to rub it downward against your nose.
Exert a slight pressure on the downstroke
but lift slightly and give no pressure on the upstroke.
Eventually you will feel a slight tendency
for the Royal Spoon
to resist on the downstroke.
Step 3.
Gently take your hand away
and the Royal Spoon
will hang from your nose.
And, of course, you are invisible.
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